crush

January 15th, 2009

So I love women. I like to think I’ve been obsessed with them much longer than puberty should have dictated. My first kiss happened in a closet at the age of five (she was seven.. yeaaaa) and I distinctly remember dipping her down gomez adams style to administer that first step into the hallowed halls of girldom. Then later on in elementary school I caused a scene by making out haaaaardcore with my “date” to the sixth grade dance (they didn’t have a dance the year after…). Basically what we’re talking about is infatuation… I like em tall, like em short, like em skinny and like em… well… ok just skinny.

Its always awesome to meet someone who I think shares my sort of obsession with the opposite sex and its even more awesome (and slightly offputting) to find someone who can not only obsess… but who can intelligently verbalize that obsession. That said I’d like you all to meet my newest crush… Alexi Wasser aka Boy Crazy.

Here are some of her gems.

“take care of yourself. no one else will! people lie! boys lie! girls lie! use a condom! except when you give blow jobs, cuz that would just be social suicide”

“33. don’t eat carbs.
34. everything has carbs.”

“i told him how this wasn’t OK, that i was furious, that i really don’t like drop-bys, that i was in the middle of something………… and then i had sex with him.”

“Eating food is not a crime! it just puts you at a serious disadvantage!”

So yea anyway… if your still reading and you haven’t already clicked the link below and deserted me for her much more interesting gabfest… desert me. Oh and Alexi… feel free to drop by whenever.

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