exotica

January 23rd, 2009

I want one of these animals.

The first one is called a Sugar Glider and its about the size of a rat except it can fly. Ok it can’t really fly but apparently these things looove to glide. Like they’ll walk up your stairs and glide down to the bottom. So yea… awesome… I first read about them when I was in like 7th grade in one of the very first issues of Teen People… they had like a best of guide and this little sucker was in it. I was hooked I wanted one so badly. My mom said if i got straight As that semester I could have one… suffice it to say I have never owned a sugar glider.

The second one is a Wallaby. Don’t tell me you haven’t thought about owning a kangaroo… but obviously that can’t happen because roos are like 8 feet tall and they kick…so thats out. Buuuuut luckily God was smart and created a travel sized version. They’re about the size of dogs and you can walk them with a leash and everything. If they weren’t so expensive I’d have one tommorow because I mean if you think puppies get the girls… imagine walking YOUR OWN MINI KANGAROO…. thats right girls… (call me)

The last one I would obviously have to name Sonic… because thats right kids… thats a real hedgehog. I mean it has spikes and everything. The only problem with this little bundle of joy is I think I would A. be tempted to roll him everywhere B. well actually there is no b cuz I figured I could bullshit the rest of the reasons but I’ve come to realize I actually really want him. So other than my assumed tendency to roll Sonic down the stairs after Clarence the Sugar Glider and directly into Wallace the Wallaby… everything should be good.

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