Zac Sebastian is…

Zac Sebastian is pretty.

Zac Sebastian is vain.

Zac Sebastian is a nomad.

Zac Sebastian will not tell a lie.

Zac Sebastian only lies in blog format.

Zac Sebastian has connections with the Antarctic mafia.

Zac Sebastian vows to have a pelican named Clarence.

Zac Sebastian can balance things on his finger… big things.

Zac Sebastian cannot however balance even two tasks at the same time.

Zac Sebastian suspects this comes from his lack of ovaries

Zac Sebastian is in a very committed relationship… really… no he is…

Zac Sebastian is like a mascot…

Zac Sebastian would probably look very funny in a mascot suit…

Zac Sebastian is vague.

Zac Sebastian is seductive.

Zac Sebastian is intangible.

What is Zac Sebastian?